The Anti-Christ. Spax lives in an interesting family. A handicapped mother who still has to get him out of trouble, a father who commissions him for kindergarten-quality drawings, and a sister who they call the Angry Lesbian. Seems like the perfect happy family. His mother, otherwise known as Jenelle Christine Prins , is also his lawyer and legal advisor. While she does indeed seem to have had a pretty decent career, she sadly suffered in a plane crash, which may have affected her mental abilities and her judgment.
Spax, however, being as dense as he is, doesn't seem to have taken this as a possibility, instead using her legal advice to ineffectually consolidate his power and influence across the internet.
In reality, he only really managed to annoy people with his whiny abuse of the DMCA. At one point, when Spax felt uncomfortable about a girl asking him about phone sex, he got HIS OWN mother to talk to the girl's mother about it. What a man! Nope, I am not kidding. So he's kind of a big deal. See for yourself. How much money he payed, you ask? Spax claims that with the money he got from those drawings, he bought himself an Xbox Elite and copies of Bioshock and Halo 3.
So a bunch of video games are the fruits of nepotism! Whether that is all part of some elaborate study in philosophy on the father's part, with Spax as the subject, remains unknown. His sister, otherwise known as Jenelle Prins-Stairs the call her the angry lesbian , is an interesting part of the Prins-Stairs family, being already a much more successful person - she has graduated college with a major in psychology, she DOESN'T live with her parents, and she seems to have some actual friends.
At this point one might actually assume that both siblings are part of some experiment on the father's side, to observe 2 opposite ends of the spectrum. One can only imagine. Spax also has no friends, though he tries his hardest to prove otherwise to people, by having lots of ONLINE friends people who just stick around Spax because they feel sorry for him , most of whom he bribed to have them be his friends, with either presents, DeviantART subscriptions, or free travel tickets so he can CHILL with them by chill, I mean lie to them and make them feel embarrassed to be around him.
But if you actually get into a real conversation with these people, they will not be shy about telling you what a horrible experience it is to be anywhere near him. Though there is no confirmation on this, it's a pretty safe bet that Spax is also a virgin. Not many women would find any of these as attractive qualities:. As a result of this, you could probably guess that no one woman would ever touch him, so he looks for romance in cartoon characters. An example of this would be Cream the Rabbit of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, who, according to her bio, is six years old.
Yup, seems that being a regular furry or a regular pedophile just wasn't enough for Spax, so he took it to the next level - Furry Pedophile with cartoon characters.
But it's ok, because he has help in living out his furry pedophile fantasies with his online girlfriend, Julayla , whose fursona he keeps putting into romantic situations with his own fursona. It's a perfect match, too, since she also is a Sonic fan who makes awful fan fiction and MS paint art. It wouldn't be out of the question that Spax may have had her dress up as Cream for him, as well.
Spax3 started out his career on YouTube, by posting his first game reviews, which to the surprise of no one were about Sonic games. N what the A. N is supposed to mean, will be a mystery for all time , even though shockingly Time Warner didn't have anything to do with this fat psychopath ranting about games on YouTube apparently he took the name from something he did in High School, where he would bring a laptop to school and watch cartoons with his friends.
Genuinely shocking though, is that Spax actually managed to build up a loyal fanbase with these reviews. These reviews were edgy and new - complaining about the shit other reviewers dont have the balls to - like the shading on a 2D spring being upside down; the leg of a female sonic character phasing trough her skirt for half a second in a cutscene his reasons for looking at the skirt were PURELY for Game Journalism purposes , and of course - voice acting.
He also had a running storyline, where he talked with terribly animated furry characters and The Noid, about shitty video games, then he blew up the planet because he didn't like a video game and he went into the toonami spaceship thing and transferred his room up so he can continue doing his reviews up in space with his furry pals.
His reviews are still up on his site see Website section of article , but don't watch them there, to avoid giving Spax MONEY for your views. Watch them here instead. At , Spax as a video game journalist, performing important video game journalism went to E for All - a poor man's E3, open to the public.
Spax went there with an "awesome" friend of his, for whom Spax payed the trip for. Turns out, she was just in it for the free trip and ditched Spax the first opportunity she got. But why settle for a shitty knock off of a popular game convention, when he could just go the actual shitty game convention itself? And you wonder why he has no friends?
But it's ok, because Spax got to do an interview with his hero and idol - James Rolfe , though the whole interview consists of Spax asking the most generic questions, and then talking about his OWN goddamn reviews and comparing them to AVGN's. I'm not sure if we mentioned this in the article already we might have , but Spax hates Jason Griffith. All because, Jason Griffith didn't voice a blue cartoon hedgehog to perfection. Not like Ryan Drummond, the previous voice actor for Sonic, was next to god-like in his performance, according to Spax upon close inspection, one will notice that both actors were terrible.
Also Spax got a nasty poo-poo response from Griffith, to an e-mail he sent him, inquiring about why he is the worst voice actor ever, which Spax was upset about. Listen for yourself. So, Spax has done all he can to inform his fellow man about the evils of 4Kids, the company that did the voices for Sonic at the time, but it just didn't seem to get the job done.
YouTube is rarely a place known for its ability to produce anything along the lines of a win and yet, every once in a while the users of YouTube get together and manage to create something which simply deserves some fucking attention. However even though the majority of the internet had all but forgot about Spax there were a few holdovers who hadn't.
These people, like all people on the internet, are assholes and being such they felt compelled to go and poke his fat ass from time to time to get a reaction. Spax never disappointed. Since it is against his nature to allow anything which criticizes him to exist in any form whatsoever, Spax began to abuse the system of reporting on most content sites around the net to get any such videos removed through use of copyright claims, as mentioned earlier.
While this was an annoyance to the people who created the videos, it slowly began to become a pattern of behavior on the part of Spax. A video would be produced and uploaded to a site, a week or so would go by, and then it would be pulled down as if by magic.
As time went on however people began to start to get pissed off with the idea that Spax could snap his fingers and remove things, especially since he holds no true copyrights on any of his shit. Let us go over some of the victims of these events. The people who tried to make a stand against Spax, but ultimately failed due to, either Spax simply silencing them , them becoming super best buddies with Spax , or their actions just being stupid.
On September 17, , BigAl2k6 put down the cheeseburger and verbally owned Spax by making a 20 part rant, or some shit like that.
Spax3 was less than pleased, and start claiming that BigAl was spreading Drama see above , and Bigal had to remove the rant. It was inevitable since he was already under "too much pressure" by trolls and fanboys. He then made some more videos about Spax, for a bit, but now they are bestest friends forever. I mean, why would people be negative towards each other over trivial little things like Death Threats? As mentioned above, Youtube isn't the only grounds of Spax's Banhammer acts.
There are many other locations where his wacky antics can be observed - such as DeviantART. Once Spax figured out that the rant wasn't talking about how Spax is a great guy and a sexy best, he got sad and decided the best solution is to delete it.
I dare you to "remove this rant, as a violation of copyright. Awwww, is someone making fun of you? In the past, people have made fun of me…..
I laughed because I thought it was funny. YamatoBushi slammed me in a rant on Youtube before you closed his account like the little bitch that you are. It was funny. We laughed about it and Ballpusha was created. Also…what the fuck is up with this bullshit about you "running a company? Youtube, Play and HMV are internet sites that make profit. Posting less than credible reviews, having no job or any form of talent does not equal Company.
He has ties to Screwattack and Spike. Not to mention his own website of Cinemassacre. Far be it for you to think of something different. Plus…why Cartoon Network and The Noid? You do not own either product so stop claiming you do. Just to see the Cartoon Network logo in the same video as Dead Space would be hilarious. Enjoy living in denial for the rest of your life. On January 20, , a disturbingly fat basement dweller by the name of Hellsing who looks surprisingly like a Mexican version of BigAl2k6 , decided to make an "epic" rant about our dear friend Spax, in which he decides the best tactic is to mindlessly repeat the same shit that everyone else has said.
The main entertainment value of Hellsing's videos, is to watch a disgustingly fat bastard, with a husky voice, bitch about Spax. Al began his YouTube journey back in on his original channel Bigal2k6, where he primarily focused on rants, being one of the individuals, along with Magus and a few others, to start the ranting community. Eventually, his channel was struck down due to copyright, but he came back with his second channel, BigAlRantMaster.
That channel also got suspended, so he created his third channel Bigal2k6Forever. When that channel got suspended in he created a fourth channel, BigAlUpdates, but went over to Blip.
After Blip got shut down, however, he reverted back to YouTube again, using BigAlUpdates as his permanent channel, which is still up. The two started out as enemies, but eventually became friends and even started doing projects together when it looked like that Spax had cleaned up his act; Al even joined Game Toon Zone for a short time. However, when according to Al, Spax relapsed over his previous behaviour again they broke off their friendship permanently, which remains to this day.
Big Al is known to be very opinionated, brash, open-minded, and politically incorrect, often doesn't think before he says something, and doesn't usually care if he offends people. He's verbally attacked individuals such as Spax3, Brianna Wu, Zoe Quinn, Anita Sarkeesian, among many others, for their views, opinions, and the stupid things they've said.
He's also known for his hatred of soccer moms, as many of his classic rants have him discussing them in minor detail, and he even dedicated one of those classic rants solely to soccer moms. Despite many people believing he hates anime due to his classic anime rant, this is actually untrue; he just, for the most part, prefers the classic anime that he grew up with over modern anime. He even goes to anime conventions quite often and likes to cosplay at said conventions, putting a lot of hard work, time, and effort into each of the costumes that he dresses up in.
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